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Brooke Satchwell talks about her experience in Mumbai.
November 28, 2008, 8:49 am
Filed under: Weird News Stories

For non-Aussies, Brooke Satchwell is an Australian soap opera actress who has recently left (is it Neighbours? Or Home and Away?) her show and is popping up in other places.

She was in Mumbai working on a travel show and having dinner at the Taj Mahal hotel when the terrorists attacked – this is her account. I thought it was really interesting:

Brooke Satchwell tells of ordeal in Mumbai terror attacks

The Daily Telegraph

November 28, 2008 08:05am

Brooke Satchwell

Escape … Brooke Satchwell / supplied

AUSTRALIAN soap star Brooke Satchwell has detailed in her own words how she managed to escape the gunmen who unleashed terror on the streets of Mumbai.

I came over to India as an attachment crew member for a travel documentary called Nomad Traveller, thinking it would be a fantastic opportunity to work on my skills behind the camera and visit India.

I’d spent the afternoon at Leopolds cafe, where a number of the shootings occurred.

I left there, came back and met the rest of the crew. It was our second night here and we were having a production meeting.

There were nine of us who went down to Taj (Mahal hotel) for dinner.

Then it all began.

I’d just run down for a cigarette about 10pm and I walked back in from the front of the hotel.

As I walked in, instead of going to the second level I decided to use the bathroom downstairs, just down from the lobby where it all began.

I heard machine gun fire.

The adrenaline kicks in when you’re trying to work out what’s happening and if it’s real or not.

It became very clear very quickly that it was.

There were six other people in the bathroom.

People began to push into the toilet cubicles and lock them but I didn’t think it was a very safe option, so I encouraged everyone to come back out.


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We got in a closet about 2m by 50cm wide, closed the doors and hoped for the best.

There was an Indian woman, three staff and an Indian man. It was a pretty tight squeeze.

People with machine guns were walking around. I was looking at things I could use as weapons if they came to the door, like a metal broom-like contraption that I could see on the wall - not that it would have made much difference.

There were phones ringing and people talking very loudly, so I was trying to keep everyone quiet. Then the machinegun fire would start up again.

I was in constant SMS contact with David (boyfriend David Gross) while I was in the cupboard.

We were in there about 45 minutes, then some hotel security staff coaxed us to open the door. No police had arrived.

There was a dead body outside the bathroom, which we had to step over.

We ran down the stairs.

I ran out of the front of the hotel. Instincts told me to turn left, which was the vague direction of my hotel. I had run a couple of hundred metres when I bumped into an American Bollywood costume designer.

There were random shootings across the city. We sheltered behind a car then we started seeing people with guns nearby, so we ran into a hotel.

In my slightly disoriented state I realised that the hotel we had run to was right next to the one we were staying in.

The staff took us down some fire stairs and the hotel unlocked gates and we were able to get into the other hotel and charge our phones.

I’m just relieved. The others went through much more of an ordeal. They didn’t make it out until hours later, and they were dealing with grenades being thrown at doors.

My group made it out because they tied curtains together and crawled out a window. I’m proud to say it was our intrepid Aussie travellers who came up with that idea.

I was the only one out for the first few hours then probably about four hours later another four came out and, an hour later, we got the last four.

I was giving them updates of what I could see from the outside. We were watching explosions going off in the roof and there was potential that the building was going to collapse with them inside. They were asking if there was police or army outside because they were hearing that there were. The answer was no.

How do you pass that information on? The situation was out of control.

It was about 5am when I made it back to my hotel.

We’re incredibly fortunate. The rest of our crew were staying in the Taj and they lost everything … passports … everything. Their rooms are ablaze at the moment.

We spent all day holed up in our hotel room watching the live news feeds.

My next holiday is camping in my backyard and playing cricket.

- As told to Angela Saurine



“A reminder that hate and fear are still powerful forces in America”
November 24, 2008, 8:46 pm
Filed under: Uncategorized

Randomly surfing through YouTube I found a few clips about McCain supporters. I knew there was a racism issue in America – that’s clear – but the extent … I’m pretty sure this kind of insanity is limited to hicksville (when I visited the states I only encountered it in one little old lady in Juliette, Georgia), but it does give us – who are on the outside – some clue to how Dubya got elected in the first place.

Check some of these out.

Particularly this one, because it’s an outsider’s view of what’s going on. And hey, the guy holding the kid talking about a wolf in sheeps clothing: he so is the preacher out of There Will Be Blood!

Al Jazeera English: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIY5lqi0eXQ&feature=related

Hey, white people being trash is one of the great discrimination issues of our times! Totally overshadows the brutality of slavery, colonialism and suffragettes any day.

But some others:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvPJOQhXrak&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgwiFOid0gA&feature=related

It’s not the economy that worries them – it’s ‘the socialists taking over the country?’. WTF?

But then again, what is one to expect of certain parts of America:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XRumTCCoJw

Name a country that starts with a U … What religion are Buddhist monks? … Who won the Vietnam war?

Man I miss the Chasers. Onya fellas.



Ieper, Caroline’s and Sinterklaas – and first snow.
November 24, 2008, 5:51 pm
Filed under: Everyday in Lille, Travel

Reading: The Good Soldier Svejk by Jaroslav Hasek.

Watching: TV: Californication, Heroes / Films: The Seventh Seal, Hellboy 2, Changeling.

Ieper

Thanks to the discovery of the Belgian railways weekend ticket – 50% discount! – and the Armstice day long weekend, I was able to visit Caroline and her family for several days after I returned from Toussaint vacation. We went out to Ieper (Ypres), a major site of WWI, where many thousands of soldiers died, including several thousand Australians. I’m planning to return to go over the town more thoroughly when the cold eases up – I wish to visit the Commonwealth cemeteries, which requires some walking outside.

Graves in one of the petit cemeteries in Ieper.

Graves in one of the petit cemeteries in Ieper.

Caroline and Christian were kind enough to buy some marzipan for me to try – made from sugar and almond meal, it is traditionally shaped into fruit at this time of year:

Marzipan fruit.

Marzipan fruit.

It’s very rich, and tastes like almonds (funnily enough) – it really is difficult to work through even one of these small pieces.

Other delights from the confectionare:

Small desserts.

Small desserts.

Halloween candies.

Halloween candies.

Pumpkin marzipans for Halloween.

Pumpkin marzipans for Halloween.

Menin gate, Ieper.

Menin gate, Ieper.

The Menin gate is a monument which lists the names of all soldiers who died in the battle for Ieper without a grave in the surrounding cemeteries.

There were panels and panels of soldiers – so many Australians also:

One of the panels listing Australians.

One of the panels listing Australians.

Ieper at night.

Ieper at night.

Back in Zottegem

… I went with Christian to the local market. Now it’s getting cold, the hot food sellers are abound in the local markets – like this incredible beheamoth of a rotisserie chicken seller:

Jaspaert - the mother of market stall rotisserie chicken sellers.

Jaspaert - the mother of market stall rotisserie chicken sellers.

Forget Brazilian chicken in Kamimaezu, or Coles Supermarkets end of the day leftover hot bbq chicken – their fare was beautiful, fresh, and delicious. Not to mention: can you imagine just how many chickens they sell in one day? Look closely: there are bays and bays of chickens cooking, behind those you can see. Caroline will probably think this amazement funny: I’m comparing it to the couple of rows which Coles in Aldinga does a day, let alone ten bays. All for this one community.

They also sold individual cuts.

They also sold individual cuts.

I so wish there was one in Adelaide.

Homemade nougat.

Homemade nougat.

Confectionary stalls have popped up all over Northern France and Belgium in the past few weeks. Lille is crawling with them. I did notice, though, that I have an extraordinary amount of photos of confectionary – it’s taken over flowers as my favourite thing to photograph. Must be something to do with my current chocolate addiction. Being it’s a very French thing to eat, I allowed myself to buy something I would never buy at home: N U T E L L A. It may as well be a block of hazelnut Cadbury for all the specialness of the taste, but damn even writing about it makes me want to scoop out a large spoonful of smooth hazelnutty chocolateness. When I read the packaging though and saw it is 56% fat I was reminded of why I don’t buy it at home, and won’t buy it again … but while I’ve got it … :)

Antwerpen and Sinterklaas

Bugger Coca-Cola’s Santa, the Belgians and Dutch adore Saint Nicholas, the real Saint who gave gifts to poor children, with their own quirky traditions. Although St. Nick lived in what is now Turkey, the modern Sinterklaas arrives from Spain in a steamboat around mid-November every year and gives treats to children every night till the 5th or 6th of December (as well as making appearances at department stores). He is accompanied by the totally politically incorrect Zwarte Piet (Black Pete) and his cronies – usually played by acrobats in black face (!) -

Before continuing do have a quick look at the Sinterklaas page on Wikipedia so you have a better idea of what I’m talking about:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinterklaas

I was able to go to Antwerp to see the Sinterklaas arrival on November 15th. I took more footage than photos, and was harrassed by somewhat over eager mothers who were using their children as excuses to see the events themselves (I could’ve slapped some of them).

The parade was short, but spectacular – the costumes are really amazing and creative. I imagine there is a story behind each character, but I’m not very familiar with the legends.

A Zwart Piet handing out brochures at a local store.

A Zwart Piet handing out brochures at a local store.

Zwarte Piet's dance around, gathering letters from the children.

Zwarte Piets dance around, gathering letters from the children.

The large container for all of the childrens letters to Sinterklaas.

The large container for all of the childrens letters to Sinterklaas.

Zwarte Piets with The Book of who is naughty and nice.

Zwarte Piets with The Book of who is naughty and nice.

Performers.

Performers.

I loved these costumes. These guys were very funny – I stood near the prep area for a while and they played up to the kids hanging out there.

Bird performers.

Bird performers.

I do remember that the two ’spaniards’ represent historical figures – Caroline, I’m sure you told me something about them.

Spaniard welcomes Sinterklaas's Steamboat.

Spaniard welcomes Sinterklaas

The Spanish woman, welcomed by the crowds of children.

The Spanish woman, welcomed by the crowds of children.

Kids waiting for Sinterklaas.

Kids waiting for Sinterklaas.

Antwerpen station.

Antwerpen station.

Antwerp’s a pretty cool city – it’s like the Munich, Amsterdam or San Francisco of Belgium – that is, a party city. But I’m not much of a partier, and being pretty poor, there wasn’t much for me to do other than see the parade (I came here with Caroline in 2005, so I’ve already visited the “must see” museums in Antwerp). I did end up cutting short my trip and going home early as I simply was tired of walking around in the cold. I did catch a movie, though, Changeling with Angelina Jolie, enjoying the lack of dubbed films in Flemish Belgium (oh the sorrow to return to France and see the lack of ‘VO’ voice originale films in cinemas here.) I walked through the Stradpark, quite nice at night – there’s bunny rabbits (!):

Stadpark

Stadpark

The white dots next to the water were little bunnies. Beats having ducks, I guess.

Stadpark

Stadpark

Such is my camera and the cloud cover, both these photos were taken at night – the long exposure setting drew in such light that they almost look as if they were taken during the day (except for lights).

Antwerp is, of course, a very beautiful Flemish city, just like Ieper, Lille … well, pretty much every Flemish city :) they’re all so dramatic. Next time you’re touring Europe, add it to your list. Just don’t stay in the Boomerang hostel: I endured a snoring homeless man, rank smells and vomit clogged washbasins (although, most guests at the hostel were still out partying till after I left in the morning, ensuring a near empty hostel dorm for me. Besides the fat, farting drunk homeless guy.)

Central Antwerp.

Central Antwerp.

Comic book mural in Antwerp.

Comic book mural in Antwerp.

There are some seriously decent arty little shops around – and the markets I visited were good. There was a lot of cheap shops and the such. Theres dozens of comic book murals around Belgium, and I saw several there.

Still, too cold, too poor, so went home. I didn’t feel like walking from Menen (Belgium) to Halluin (France) to get back to Lille (which cuts 16euro off the cost of any trip to Belgium), so I stayed on the train from Kortrijk to Lille, thinking a conductor was going to kick me off. However, it appears there are no conductors from the Kortrijk to France link; perhaps it’s worth the risk more often (Belgium trains are obsessively well patrolled by ticket-checking conductors, so I always make sure I have tickets for their trains – it’s the French ones you don’t have to worry so much about).

Meanwhile, back in Lille …

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Once again the view from my window demonstrates the change of seasons for me – the tree outside my window before I left for Limoges was entirely green; I returned to see mountains of yellowed leaves and bare branches. Then, much to my delight, this week I woke up to snow:

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Snow’s actually more pleasant than rain: it’s soft, sticks to your eyelashes when you go out, that sort of thing. I did rug up on this day, made use of my snow jacket and went to the local markets.

It had snowed the day before as I’d done the grocery shopping in Lille, but was far less pleasant as it was more like sleet.

First snow of the year.

First snow of the year.

Home before the snow storm.

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I did get home before it got absolutely miserable: heavy wind and flurries. Believe it or not, it’s only a day later and all the snow has gone. It was warmer last night (4degrees) than it was during the day (-.02degrees) yesterday.

I’ve been appropriately hiding at home this weekend: but next weekend there’s another festival in Comines, and the weekend after Sinterklaas arrives in Arras and Dunkerque. And Lille’s Christmas market’s in full swing; so I’ll be busy between here and Christmas.

Also: the best news of the year: I   G O T   P A I D. You were probably sick of my whining about my poverty: well, now I can afford to actually send the postcards I labouriously wrote out weeks ago; buy some new (warmer) clothes, though still second hand for an euro each at the markets; buy some laundry detergent to replace that which I’d borrowed from my long suffering landlord; hell, I can afford meat now instead of pre-packaged deli-ham. Probably won’t do much for my waistline – poverty becomes me – but I’m sick of dodgy fried rice and cheap cheese on bread. Time for some real food! Appropriately my mum tells me my bill for overpaid Centrelink just arrived at home … :( … which equals about half of what I earnt for all of October. Well, that can be paid off slowly.

So, catch you soon. And hey, how fucking good is Californication? Seriously those Showtime guys know what they’re doing. Bye.



Paris: Islands, Orangerie,
November 22, 2008, 9:45 pm
Filed under: Uncategorized

Final Paris post from the Toussaint trip. Paris is best done on foot, and I was poor, so I was avoiding the metros. Luckily I did have a few half days of decent weather. This post is those random other places I visited, usually after wandering around.

Paris: Walking Around

Beautiful government buildings near Palais Garnier.

Palais Garnier

Napoleon monument.

Napoleon monument.

It was amazing how many things I saw this time around which I’d missed first time. And I’d thought I’d pretty much seen everything. I suppose last time I was dead-sick of monuments and churches, which meant I would’ve skipped places like La Madeleine (below).

La Madeleine

La Madeleine

Inside La Madeleine

Inside La Madeleine

La Madeleine is much more like Italian basilicas than French eglises. I could’ve been back in Rome.

Random church near La Madeleine - I have no idea of its name.

Random church near La Madeleine - I have no idea of its name.

La Madeleine is much like a roundabout, and down one of the streets I could spy an interesting looking church. It was crammed between two streets at an intersection, clearly not on the usual tourist path. I thought it looked ridiculously French and perhaps a little more recent (!) than some of the other Parisien eglises. I did find out the name – it was something like ‘St. Jean Paul’ or similar; let me know if anyone does know.

Interior of unknown church.

Interior of unknown church.

It was very Roman Catholic inside, basilica-esque like La Madeleine, but seemed to be made of more modern materials (?) I could be totally wrong. There was a lot of art-noveau style embellishment.

Fixtures in mystery church.

Fixtures in mystery church.

Crepe baby.

Crepe baby.

I did have my first savoury crepe – check it out, I was so hungry I took a chomp before I took the photo. It’s wicked to see these guys making these.

Promenade Plante.

Promenade Plante.

A new site I’d not heard of before was the Promenade Plante. It’s a mile long linear garden – thats three stories in the air. Built on what appears to be an old railway bridge or aqueduct, the promenade was tourist free, and lovely for lunch. Kids on rollerskates, business people on smoko, couriers on bike – they all hiked it up the steps to commute amongst the flowers and garden.

Place de Vonges

Place de Vosges

Another site I’d seen on tv, and was glad I stumbled upon, was a square bordered by identical symmetrical townhouses (one of which was the home of Victor Hugo), hidden near Bastille. It’s the Place des Vosges, and isn’t well known to tourists, but is well loved by Parisiens. It is somewhat bizarre in there, as the buildings are identical and symmetrical on all four sides; as is the garden. It’s difficult to show the effect in 2D photos.

Monument of the Bastille.

Monument of the Bastille.

Nothings left of the Bastille now except a really big roundabout. In its place is a monument, which looks remarkably like every other monument in Europe – green with a gold angel of some sort on the top. What is marvellous, though, about all this gold is that it shines even when the sky is as grey and purple as you can see above. It absolutely shines. In Lille, I always notice how luminescent the gold of the beffroi in the old town no matter how shitty the weather.

On my way to Pere Lachaise I cut through the gardens of the national natural history museum, and was really taken by this sculpture:

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L'oiseau (1994) Vincent Barre.

It was one of a serious of sculptures with an endangered animal theme – but I immediately spotted that this represented the near extinction of whales and I thought the juxtaposition of harpoon and orca tail was clever. Around the base was the phrase:

Le bonheur n’est pas departi equalement a tous les etres sensibles … BUFFON.

Which I (very) tentatively translate as ‘happiness is not distributed equally amongst all intelligent/sensitive beings’ (please correct me, French speakers). Buffon was a natural scientist, I believe, who played a role in the founding of the museum. I feel strongly about whale hunting, as most Australians do, so this sculpture really stood out.

Paris: Near Eiffel Tour

Eiffel at night.

Eiffel at night.

I spent way too many cold nights sitting in the gardens trying to do time lapse of the Eiffel tour. But seriously, it looks so cool all blue and shiny. Check out the strobe at the top. Once again, I declined to climb it – too poor, too tired and most importantly, it was too fucking cold.

Eiffel at night 2.

Eiffel at night 2.

Eiffel with Sparkles.

Eiffel with Sparkles.

I waited for half an hour in 3 degrees for the above shot. Feel the pain, my friend.

Hows this for doors.

Hows this for doors.

The Sandeman free tour I went on took us past the Petite Palais, an exhibition hall (which is directly across from it’s sibling, surprise surprise, the Grand Palais) built for the same world expo which showcased the Eiffel tour. Of course it was ridiculously gorgeous, but the doors took the cake. Check out the little girl in comparison to the height. Not sure if they’re real gold, but wouldn’t be surprised.

Speaking of gold …

Invalides.

Invalides.

While heading towards the Eiffel tour, I did see Invalides again, or, in particular, the chapel at the back. Beneath that wonderfully golden dome, Napoleon lies in a massive red marble coffin. It seemed no matter where I was in the city, if I could see far, I could see this bright luminescent gold dome – from Montmatre, and especially from the towers of Notre Dame (see pic below).

Paris: Near the Louvre

I didn’t go to the Louvre this time around, though the Sunday I was there, it was free. I was exhausted even thinking about trudging around that behemoth. I did trudge – through mud – around it, though.

Gardens of the Palais Royale

Gardens of the Palais Royale

Bird shit, weird art and storm clouds in the Tuilleres.

Bird shit, weird art and storm clouds in the Tuileries.

Tuileries is the garden which links the Louvre with Place de la Concorde.

Random tour near the Louvre.

Random tour near the Louvre.

I spotted this tower when I was rushing to the Palais Garnier for my tour. I’d never noticed it before, even though last time I stayed right near here. It was gorgeous. From memory, it is the tour of the jesuits or something similar.

Painters on the pedestrian bridge near the Louvre.

Painter on the pedestrian bridge near the Louvre.

Shakespeare and Company.

Shakespeare and Company.

The famous Shakespeare and Co bookshop – I’d heard a lot of things about it, but had never managed to find it. It’s in the Latin quarter near St. Michel (so not strictly near the Louvre, but anyway). Is this the actual shop? Is there ‘branches’ (that seems against the spirit of the place, but, you know …) It’s all English books – I did have a good look for a second hand book to read but the cheapest I found was 6euros, and that was out of my impoverished budget. However, they had pretty much every decent English book ever put out for sale – it’s a booklover’s paradise, an anal-retentive’s nightmare: stacks and shelves of randomly tottering books, hairy hippys running about and snobby professor-types. If I need a book next time I’m in Paris, I’d probably go to one of the cheap chain stores near St. Michel.

My last site of Free Day was l’Orangerie, an impressionist museum housed in an old greenhouse (hence the name). I wouldn’t pay to go, but it was worth visiting when I didn’t have to. I’m not terribly educated about art, but I do sort of get impressionism (though I don’t like it so much). I wasn’t expecting to be impressed by the l’Orangeries main fare – a set of Monet’s Waterlilly paintings – but I really was swept away by it.

LOrangerie.

L'Orangerie.

Basically, this set represents two scenes from Monet’s Giverny garden, which are then presented three times each – day, night and dusk – in a continuous series of panels around two custom built oval shaped rooms. The paintings were made for the building, rather than the other way round. There’s also another floor of other impressionist artists, but I wasn’t too interested in those. The Monets were truly lovely: you really did get the ‘impression’ of the light and colour in a beautiful French garden, even though the shapes are blurry and coarsely painted. Of course, it doesn’t photograph well, as individual sections outside the context of their entire panels just don’t convey the same feeling.

Layout of the Waterlillies paintings.

Layout of the Waterlillies paintings.

Waterlillies.

Waterlillies.

Waterlillies (dusk).

Waterlillies section.

Waterlillies (night).

Waterlillies section.

Paris: Île de la Cité

Beside the Seine.

Beside the Seine - with the Pont Neuf in view.

The Ile de la Cite is the island which is the heart of Paris – it’s where the first settlers here set down, it holds Notre Dame and the Concierge and my favourite church, Sainte Chappelle.

Bird poo anyone?

Bird poo anyone?

Night looking towards the Ile de la Cite

Night looking towards the Ile de la Cite

Notre Dame night.

Notre Dame night.

Last time I’d been far too churched out to appreciate Notre Dame. She’s lovely. I visited several times this trip; mostly because she is wonderfully free.

Notre Dame night 2.

Notre Dame night 2.

Notre Dame day.

Notre Dame day.

Notre Dame interior.

Notre Dame interior.

This was the frist time I’d made it to Notre Dame in the morning, on a sunny day. The interior was lit up with colour, as much Sainte Chappelle. Last time I’d been so disappointed, so this visit was a pleasant surprise. I also hadn’t realised how old she was – she was built in the 1100s, making her a good deal older than most other French churches of her type.

One of the famous Notre Dame rosettes.

One of the famous Notre Dame rosettes.

Behind the altar was the best light shows.

Behind the altar was the best light shows.

Cieling behind the altar. How deliciously medieval.

Cieling behind the altar. How deliciously medieval.

View towards Eiffel Tour and Invalides from Notre Dame.

Notre Dame gargoyle looks towards Eiffel Tour and Invalides.

Thanks to free day I climbed the Notre Dame tours (I recommend lining up from 9-9:30 if you’re going on Free day to do the tours, as I had to wait an hour and a half (on a six degree day!), and I arrived at 9:45 (it opens at 10); 15 minutes earlier I’d gone past and seen only six people waiting. It’s the best view in Paris besides Sacre Couer, because you can see all the landmarks as well as the gargoyles. In the above pick, the gold dimple to the left of the Eiffel tour is the gold dome of Invalides where Napoleon is entombed. Told you it stands out against the grey sky.

Just as old, but infinitely more beautiful is Sainte Chappelle. It’s my favourite church in the world – so much so, it is the header image of this blog (see the top of the page, duh). Due to free day (national monuments in Paris are free on the first Sunday of the month), I was very happy to return there. I ran into a couple of American women from San Diego – they’d heard there was a ‘pretty church’, and joined the long line without really knowing what it was about. Their jaws hit the floor when they entered. It really is lovely. What makes it so surprising, I think, is how normal it seems from the outside: the Paris government buildings (Palais de la Cite) has been built up around it, and Sainte Chappelle is only accessed by entering the courtyard of the government buildings. It is one of the oldest churches in Paris – 1200’s – and was built for use by palace personnel. It’s tiny and private; unlike other churches, it has two levels – one for the common nobility, and a magnificient upper level for royalty.

Vaulted cieling, similar to Notre Dame but older, I believe.

Vaulted cieling, similar to Notre Dame, in lower levels.

Sainte Chappelle

Sainte Chappelle, upper level.

Sainte Chappelle, upper level.

Sainte Chappelle, upper level.

Sainte Chappelle, upper level.

Sainte Chappelle, upper level.

Paris: Note to self …

Next time you travel to Paris, Karen, don’t book this train:

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Yes, I took the L A S T train to leave Gare du Nord. Somehow I had mixed up the departure time with the arrival time: what in gods name was I thinking? Besides the fact that I had to sneakily camp out at my hostel until 10pm, hoping they wouldn’t notice I wasn’t staying there anymore (because it was far too cold to hang out at Gare du Nord), the train gets in after the last metro train has left (three minutes after, to be exact). It’s so wonderful walking 5km home at 1am in 3 degree rainy weather with my heavy daypack and a bag of groceries, and wearing nothing much more than a hoodie, jeans and soggy boots. Luckily, where it had been rainy and miserable in Paris, it was clear and pleasant in Lille (take that, Bienevue Chez des Ch’tis, the weather was better in Lille during Toussaint than in West France). But, hey, at least I wasn’t the only one: many people started running from the train, and when they missed the last metro, we all headed towards our respective homes together. Meanwhile, Hellemmes is lovely at 1am, very peaceful.



Limoges
November 18, 2008, 6:45 pm
Filed under: Travel

I’m being dreadfully slack with this travel blog: I went to Limoges a good couple of weeks ago.

Limoges is a good four hours west of Paris. I decided on Limoges to spend Halloween, as opposed to several other places which had halloween festivals, because of reports like this:

Halloween in Limoges, where this village attracts 30,000 to 50,000 people to its October 31 annual street shows, story telling and events organised by associations, town centre merchants, and the city of Limoges. For more information, call 033 05 55 34 46 87 or send e-mail to info@tourismelimoges.com.

From: http://gofrance.about.com/cs/festivals/a/halloween.htm

and:

In 1996 the Halloween festival was formally introduced into the Limoges calendar. The festival is marked by an annual street parade and story-telling events. It is extremely popular and typically attracts somewhere in the region of thirty to fifty thousand spectators. The street parade takes place in the centre of town; however, the route is altered every year. The parade is fancy dress but spectators are unlikely to see any cartoon characters or superheroes running around. Instead the costumes are far more traditional and the parade is simply made up of ghosts, ghouls and goblins wielding candle-lit carved out pumpkins.

From: http://www.limoges.co.uk/halloween.html

You can’t beat 30,000 spectators and street shows, even if I’d never heard of Limoges before. So, last minute and armed with a credit card, I booked (ridiculously expensive) train tickets, planning to spend a couple of days before hand wandering around the sweet old town. I had to go through Paris anyway, so I decided to spend a few days there, either side, also.

Well, when I reached Limoges, I saw very little to do with Halloween. The 30,000 spectators and street shows are a thing of the past: the festival has fizzled out in the past five years. Unfortunately, the first cold snap of the year just happened to coincide with the Toussaint holidays, so I was miles away from my warm Lille bedroom, with only a small backpack of gear, wet shoes, and no Halloween party.

However, my trip to Limoges was saved by two things: one, a marvellous couch host named Rachel who, taking pity on my poverty, fed me and gave me a pair of socks (stupidly, I wore both pairs I had brought on the one day I happened to want to go to Oradour, and it happened to rain buckets.) Thumbs up to Rachel:

Rachel the absolutely splendid couchhost.

Rachel the absolutely splendid couchhost.

The second thing was Limoges itself: it is a lovely – though small – city, and well recommended as a decent weekend location for Brits in cars, or a stopover for backpackers on their way to Toulouse. Highlights include looking at some of the most marvellous porcelain, the gorgeous old town, and nearby WWII memoiral site Oradour-sur-Glane.

Limoges: Old Town and Train Station

Many medieval towns in France, and Belgium, have ‘vieilles villes’ – old towns – where original buildings have surivived. Lille is a good example of this sort of town, as is pretty much all major Flemish cities in Belgium (Antwerp, Ghent, Brugges …). Limoges has the cutest I’ve seen so far. Centred around the St. Etienne Cathedral, there are cobblestones galore, tiny winding streets, wood and plaster buildings leaning dramatically, a botanical garden with medicinal plants, spectacular views across the river from medieval pedestrian bridges and plenty of that vintage charm which vieille villes are known for. When the sun shone, this was a marvellous place.

Buildings in the old town

Buildings in the old town

Vieille Lille buildings.

Vieille Lille buildings.

Passages through the vieille ville.

Passages through the vieille ville.

View from the Bishops Gardens

View from the Bishops Gardens

Medicinal gardens, behind St Etienne

Medicinal gardens, behind St Etienne

Crooked buildings, seen from the walls of the Bishops Gardens.

Crooked buildings, seen from the walls of the Bishops Gardens.

View across the river

View across the river

Walking alongside the river is really lovely.

Walking alongside the river is really lovely.

The typical Limoges style of building reflected in the river.

The typical Limoges style of building reflected in the river.

Bishops gardens

Bishops gardens

Place de la Motte

Les Halles

The commercial heart of the city also contains several beautiful old buildings – such as the Place de la Motte, which contains les Halles, a covered marketplace where I bought a swiss pasty.

Place de la Motte - French markets leave the Central Markets to shame.

les Halles - French markets like this leave the Central Markets to shame.

Pastries in Les Halles

Pastries in Les Halles. I bought the suisse apple pastry that's 1,50.

When I leave France I am going to miss the patisseries and boulangers – bakers – which are deliciously naughty. Who knew pain de chocolat – which is basically a croissant with chocolate in it – would be so goddamned good?! Bugger pies and pasties, lets have more of these tart things:

Pastries in Les Halles.

Pastries in Les Halles.

The lion of St. Michel des Lions.

The Gallo-Roman lion of St. Michel des Lions.

The Eglise de St. Michel des Lions is good for some ancient perspective: it’s over 600 years old, and is garded by two stone lions from the Gallo-Roman era. Actually, it was a little different from most French churches I’ve seen so far, as it had an open, wide, design that created much more a hall than a long tall tunnel. It apparently holds relics of the patron saints of Limoges, Saint Martial, Sainte Valerie and Saint Loup. It’s primary features are these gold reliquaries and the engraved tomb at the altar.

Trophy cabinet.

Trophy cabinet.

Tomb.

Tomb.

One of the more impressive buildings is the Hotel de Ville – I did go on a tour of the inside, but honestly it wasn’t worth it. The building is more recent and less lavishly decorated than other government buildings in other parts of the country. It is spectacular from the outside, however.

Hotel de Ville

Hotel de Ville

LL mosaic refering to Limoges, Limousin.

LL mosaic refering to Limoges, Limousin.

Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite - French creed.

Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite - French creed.

The most interesting decoration in the Hotel de Vile - an art deco porcelain chandelier.

The most interesting decoration in the Hotel de Vile - an art deco porcelain chandelier.

I found the art noveau and deco decorations in the Hotel de Ville far more interesting than the baroque. Most are more recent – of course – and are created by local artisans.

Art noveau stained glass in the blue room.

Art noveau stained glass in the blue room.

The cieling of the blue room.

The cieling of the blue room.

I really did like the fountain out the front though – it had been designed by local artists and represented the porcelain heritage of the town:

Hotel de Ville fountain.

Hotel de Ville fountain.

Hotel de Ville and Fountain at night

Hotel de Ville and Fountain at night

Limoges Benedictine Station

Limoges Benedictine Station

The main Limoges station, built on the ruins of a Benedictine monastery, is beautiful. It lists amongst the most beautiful train stations in Western Europe – so far, for me, it is second only to Antwerp’s Centraal station. It’s lovely art noveau, baroque and classical style.

Just quickly, one quirky Limoges thing which I have since seen elsewhere: it is impossible to find free public toilets in France, unless you’re a doggie:

Doggie toilet

Doggie toilet

Doggie toilet.

Doggie toilet.

Not for doggie number twos, but for doggie number ones. They don’t bother cleaning up the number twos. Dog pee poles. Its very kind of the local government to provide communal poles for dogs to pee on. I don’t think they quite understand dogs, if they intend this to be a preventative measure. Any of our dogs will pee on any pole they can possibly find, regardless.

Meanwhile, the human toilet near St Etiennes, which you have to pay 30c to use, wanted to torture me by opening the door while I was halfway through my own business. I seriously hate these automated toilets; they are feral beyond belief. Meg and Dani, the anal American and Canadian I lived with in Japan would be proud they’ve influenced me enough that I’m grossed out by disgusting toilets. At least the ones in Limoges weren’t anywhere as bad as the ones in Paris.

One more Limoges site: this door. I’ve seen doors like this in random other places, thinking maybe in Amsterdam – very cool :) I wonder who they are.

Heads on a door near Place Winston Churchill.

Heads on a door near Place Winston Churchill.

Halloween

Witch guide for the Souterrain tour.

Witch guide for the Souterrain tour.

The one Halloweenee thing I did do was go on a tour of the subterraen under St. Etienne cathedral with a hunchback witch and several kids in costume. Okay, totally kid thing to do, but I love any tourist site under ground (next time I’m in Paris, I will go on the catacomb tour). It was a little bit of fun, totally in French, but underneath the St. Etienne cathedral is really interesting.

Underground of St. Etienne Cathedral.

Underground of St. Etienne Cathedral, decorated with spider webs and witchy things.

Spooky ...

Spooky cow ...

Anubis - seems to be a frequent motif for French halloween.

Anubis - seems to be a frequent motif for French halloween.

Rachel and I went out to the local Irish pub, which had Aussie signs in the window. There are Irish pubs everywhere, and god, they’re all the same. Are Irish pubs in Ireland the same as those in France and Australia? There must be a ‘Molly’s’ in every city on earth.

This one was called ‘Pub Irlandais’ – which is ‘Irish Pub’ in French. Duh.

Pub Irlandais Halloweened up.

Pub Irlandais Halloweened up.

Porcelain in Limoges

So, Limoges is the centre of Porcelain in France. Boring, hey? Well, actually, it was rather fascinating: I knew nothing about porcelain before, but do now – I appreciate the work that goes into those plates and little figurines, despite their banal and old fashioned nature. Want to see exquisite dinner plates which cost hundreds of dollars per piece? Go to Limoges.

Adrien Dubouche Museum

Adrien Dubouche Museum

So, the main centre for porcelain is the Adrien Dubouche Museum, the building of which is worth the trip, in all of its art deco / noveau glory. It’s beautiful.

Entrance to the museum.

Entrance to the museum.

Entrance to museum

Entrance to museum

There was an exhibition by porcelain artist Jean Boggio at the museum, which held some seriously gorgeous things:

Selection of a 6 foot room divider, cast entirely in porcelain.

Selection of a 6 foot room divider, cast entirely in porcelain.

A lamp, which is made of transparent porcelain.

A lamp, which is made of transparent porcelain.

A lot of Boggio's work involved circus motifs.

A lot of Boggios work involves circus motifs.

Boggio jewellery cast in silver.

Boggio jewellery cast in silver.

The rest of the museum held plenty of examples of very ordinary looking old fashioned porcelain, but most interesting was the older porcelain, and the more artistic, complex styles. I came to have a lot of respect for the artisans who worked with such a fragile medium.

Ancient porcelain.

Ancient porcelain.

On the left, the plain casting and on the right, after decoration.

On the left, the plain casting and on the right, after decoration.

A technique I loved

A technique I loved - pieces of rice where incorporated into the porcelain before firing, and the holes filled with enamel. This allows this gorgeous effect. Apparently this technique was barely used and is pretty much lost.

More rice-porcelain art.

More rice-porcelain art.

Example of the intricate gold work on some pieces.

Example of the intricate gold work on some pieces.

Transparent porcelain lights

Transparent porcelain lights made by Raynaud.

I fell in love with these lights when I first saw them. The porcelain they’re made of is particularly fine, and therefore is translucent enough that they can be used as lights or candle holders. Later, after wandering around Limoges I found these bubble patterned ones were from a company called Reynaud, and the picture shaped ones (below) are from Bernardaud.

Picture porcelain candle holders from Bernardaud, on display in Adrien Dubouche.

Picture porcelain candle holders from Bernardaud, on display in Adrien Dubouche.

In the information centre, I saw some of the porcelain jewellery made by Bernardaud. It was exquisite, and though I knew it would probably be ridiculously expensive, I made an effort to go out and see the Bernardaud shops.

Bernardaud jewellery.

Bernardaud jewellery.

They were so gorgeous. The rings I saw were amazing – made from fine porcelain, and painted and embossed in gold in the most fantastic designs. This is probably the first time I’ve seen something designer that   I   R E A L L Y    R E A L L Y   W A N T E D! Of course, you know I didn’t buy anything – the earrings and necklace above is about 150euros from memory ($300); the rings were 50euros, the pendants I almost bought were 45euro. I couldn’t bring myself to pay $90 Australian for a pendant, but otherwise I so could’ve bought one.

Instead, I paid 30euro ($60) for a porcelain lamp, with a picture of Mont St. Michel.

Bernardaud Mont St Michel lamp, lights on.

Bernardaud Mont St Michel lamp, lights on.

Bernardaud Mont St Michel.

Bernardaud Mont St Michel.

Bernardaud Mont St Michel.

Bernardaud Mont St Michel.

Yes, expensive: but I really really loved these lamps when I saw them, and I really wanted a souvenir of my time there that was uniquely French, and uniquely Limoges. Mont St. Michel is an abbey on an island which I visited in 2005:

Me in Mont St Michel, 2005, cold, tired and harrassed by our crazy French woman driver.

Me in Mont St Michel, 2005, cold, tired and harrassed by our crazy French woman driver.

I was tempted to get the one of Japan (!) because it was the most beautiful, but thought it wouldn’t be a particularly French souvenir if I did.

Bernardaud is a big brand name in porcelain. The factory shop is great if you’re looking for bargain porcelain sets – lots of white porcelain …

Shelves of porcelain ...

Shelves of porcelain ...

If you think 30 euros is too much for a piece, consider these plates:

Dinner plates in the Bernardaud factory shop.

Dinner plates in the Bernardaud factory shop.

You can’t see the price tags, so you’ll have to take my word that they are 180euros each. Thats for one plate. Not the whole set. Mind, that is real gold embossed on them. Really, who would? Who has ‘nice plates’ anymore? Hell, if I owned a set of these, they’d be kept in a safety deposit box.

Limoges is a bit of a hothouse of arts. Besides porcelain, its a centre for enamel and lead-light windows. I would’ve liked to see more modern applications of those arts, though. The potential for porcelain and enamel in modern arts is staggering, as I saw in Boggio’s work. I wish there were more.

Blown glass lamps, which were gorgeous.

Blown glass lamps, which were gorgeous.

Blown glass vases in an artists shop.

Blown glass vases in an artists shop.

WWII Resistance

Limoges was a centre of French resistance during WWII, and besides St. Etienne’s cathedral, I found the tiny Musee de la Resistance. It one of those organic museums of heartfelt collections of random stuff assembled by the family members of those involved, manually typed labels, cut and paste displays and volunteer docents. I’ve always liked these kind of museums, my favourite being Checkpoint Charlie Hause in Berlin. This one was also free (hence suiting my poverty).

I’d been to Oradour-sur-Glane the previous day, so I’d come to be interested in Limousin involvement in WWII – this was an area under occupation, sheltering refugees from other massacres in Spain and, of course, Jews. I will write about Oradour-sur-Glane in a seperate entry, do check back for that – it is the site of the biggest Nazi massacre in Europe.

But, these are pics of the itty bitty Musee de la Resistance:

Musee de la Resistance, Limoges.

Musee de la Resistance, Limoges.

Musee de la Resistance, Limoges.

Musee de la Resistance, Limoges.

Return soon with Oradour-sur-Glane and more Paris.



The blasphemy of believing in Australia, as according to St. Augustine.
November 14, 2008, 8:00 am
Filed under: Books I'm Reading

I’m reading Czech classic ‘The Good Soldier Svejk’ by Jaroslav Hasek, before a planned trip to Prague next year. It is hilarious, sarcastic and witty.

A Religious Debate: Antipodes. (pg139)

Note: ‘antipode’ refers to an opposite pole, and is used commonly to refer to the southern hemisphere; St Augustine is the writer of a famed medieval religious autobiography where he finds God after much sinning.

Svejk is telling a story, on request, to two chaplains.

“Humbly report, sir,” said Svejk, “near Vlasim there was a dean who had a charwoman, when his old housekeeper ran away from him with the boy and the money. And this dean in his declining years started studying St. Augustine, who is said to be one of the Holy Fathers, and he read there that whoever believes in the Antipodes will be damned. And so he called his charwoman and said to her: ‘Listen, you once told me that your son was a fitter and that he went to Australia. That would be in the Antipodes and according to St. Augustine’s instructions everyone who believes in the Antipodes is damned.’ ‘Reverend sir,’ the woman answered, ‘after all my son sends me letters and money from Australia.’ ‘That’s a snare of the devil,’ replied the dean. ‘According to St. Augustine Australia doesn’t exist at all and you are just being seduced by the Anti-Christ.’ On Sunday he anathematized her publicly and shouted out that Australia didn’t exist.”



Attack on Adelaide’s pink flamingo
November 5, 2008, 6:51 pm
Filed under: Weird News Stories

I was incensed when I read this: I love those flamingos! They’re the oldest in captivity in the world, and some kids thought it was a good idea to attack the 73 year old bird! He’s beautiful and very tame, having lived most of his life in the open flamingo exhibit. I hope he pulls through.

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Callie Watson (reporter)

October 30, 2008 10:20am

A BLIND flamingo believed to be one of the oldest in the world is in a critical condition after being bashed at Adelaide Zoo.

Four teenagers have been charged after visitors reported an incident to zoo staff that has left the unnamed male greater flamingo, aged about 78, “extremely stressed”.
Zoo staff said it appeared to have been beaten.

It was taken to the zoo’s animal hospital, where it remained under the close watch of keepers in a critical condition last night. The zoo has reported this morning that the bird is responding well to care and it is hoped he will pull through.

The animal, which arrived at zoo in the 1930s, shares its enclosure with a Chilean flamingo that arrived in the 1940s. Because of modern-day importation laws, the birds cannot be replaced.

The pair are one of the most popular and loved zoo exhibits and zoo communications manager Belinda Redman said there were concerns for the welfare of the second bird.

“It’s the first night it’s spent alone since arriving at the zoo and keepers are very worried about how it will cope,” she said.

She described the injured bird as “tame and docile”.

“Because it had lived its entire life at the zoo, it wasn’t afraid of the public,” she said.

“It used to stand quite close to the edge of the exhibit and I guess that was part of its charm.

“It’s managed to go 70 years without anything like this occurring and to know that this has happened is just unthinkable.”

Police yesterday arrested and charged four teenagers, aged between 17 and 19, from Broadview, Enfield, Payneham and Campbelltown with the aggravated ill-treatment of an animal.

They will appear in the Adelaide Youth Magistrates Court at a later date.

Police have urged any zoo visitors who witnessed the alleged attack to contact BankSA Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000.

In 2003, the zoo’s then acting director, Mark Craig, told the Herald Sun the birds had “an extraordinary lifespan for any animal, let alone a bird”. “If you look at the way they relate to each other there is a love ethos there – they’ve only got one good eye between them and they guide each other around,” Mr Craig said.

Zoo birdkeeper Nicholas Bishop said that it was impossible to know their precise ages and sexes.

“But I think he is the oldest in the world,” Mr Bishop said at the time.

“About 1936 is the last record I can find in the zoo’s history book of the greater flamingo arriving at the zoo and we have received international correspondence from other zoos saying they also believe he is the oldest in captivity.



You bloody good girl!
November 5, 2008, 9:13 am
Filed under: Weird News Stories

How well done is the efforts of this young lady? I think she deserves a medal.

Auckland rape victim drove attacker to police station

Article from: NEWS.com.au

November 05, 2008 08:10am

A WOMAN who was raped in the back seat of a car drove her attacker to a police station after he fell asleep, a court in New Zealand was told.

Vipul Romik Sharma, 22, was found guilty of abduction and two counts of rape yesterday by a jury in Auckland District Court, the New Zealand Herald reports.

Sharma met the woman at a bar and drove her to a park where he raped her in the back seat of his car.

Afterwards, he let her drive before falling asleep in the passenger seat, so she drove him to a police station, the paper said.

“I almost couldn’t believe it when the call first came in. It’s a unique case,” said Detective Simon Welsh.

“She showed a lot of bravery and common sense. I have nothing but respect for what she has endured.”

Sharma will be sentenced in January.



Another reason to quit smoking
November 5, 2008, 9:04 am
Filed under: Weird News Stories

Cigarette sets German bus ablaze, 20 dead

Article from: Agence France-Presse

From correspondents in Berlin

November 05, 2008 12:14pm

TWENTY people have been killed by a fire on a bus on a German motorway started by a passenger smoking in the toilet.

In Germany’s deadliest such incident in 16 years, the coach burst into flames at 8.40pm (6.40am AEDT) on a motorway just outside the northern city of Hanover.

The driver quickly pulled over, but in the panic to escape the inferno rapidly engulfing the bus only about a third of the mostly elderly passengers managed to get out.

Twelve people were injured, police said, several of whom were being treated for serious burns in a nearby hospital.

Police said the fire was caused by one of the passengers smoking in the bus toilet and didn’t put his cigarette out properly.

When smoke began pouring out of the toilet door another passenger opened it and flames shot out, setting the entire interior of the Mercedes coach on fire in seconds.

The local Hannoversche Allgemeine newspaper cited some of the 150 or so rescue workers as saying the fire was the worst they had ever seen and that some of the bodies were so badly charred they could not be identified.

It also cited police as saying that only those sitting in aisle seats were able to escape and that the positions of many of the bodies indicated they were trying to get out when they were overcome by smoke.

Television channel N24 cited a witness as saying that several walking frames had been recovered from the burnt-out vehicle.

The bus, operated by a Hanover firm, was said to be returning home from a day trip to the picturesque small town of Haltern am See in the state of North Rhine-Westphalia.

“I am deeply shaken by the dreadful fate of the victims of the fire,” Transport Minister Wolfgang Tiefensee said. “My sympathies go out to their loved ones.”

It was Germany’s worst coach accident for 16 years. In 1992, 21 people were killed and 35 injured in a crash in the Black Forest region of southwestern Germany.

In June 2007, 13 people were killed when a truck ploughed into a coach at full speed, sending it hurtling down an embankment before it landed on its roof off a motorway outside the central city of Halle.



Paris: Montmartre, Sacre Coeur, Musee d’Erotique and Pere Lachaise
November 4, 2008, 10:44 pm
Filed under: Uncategorized

Paris: Montmartre, Sacre Coeur, Musee d’Erotique and Pere Lachaise

Amelie’s Montmartre

La Fabuleux Destin d'Amelie Poulain ... de Montmatre

La Fabuleux Destin d'Amelie Poulin ... de Montmartre

The bohemian district of Montmartre in Paris is everyone’s favourite district of Paris – especially after we all fell in love with Amelie Poulain. Audrey Tatou as the devilishly adorable Amelie danced around Montmartre in her schemes and drew me to visit the district when I went to Paris three years ago.

Montmartre - Moulin Rouge 2005

Montmartre - Moulin Rouge 2005

Montmartre - Streets and Pigalle 2005

Montmartre - Streets and Pigalle 2005

So this is the area back when I visited it in 2005; nothing has changed: I’m still far too poor to consider going to the Moulin Rouge (125euro a ticket, thankyou very much).

I was lucky enough to stay with a lovely couch host who lives on the edge of Montmartre, and from her place I was able to visit Montmartre on foot. I was surprised to find crystal blue skies for my photos.

Montmartre Cemetery

Tomb in Montmartre Cemetery

I visited the Montmartre Cemetery for the first time – somewhere in there lies Alexandre Dumas (author of The Count of Monte Christo and The Three Musketeers) and a few other French old school celebs. I was more interested in the cool, filtered sunlight and pleasant and beautiful surroundings in which to rest my feet and eat some soft cheese on baguette. That same camembert stunk up my bag for the rest of the day – note to self: soft cheeses not so brilliant for all-day sightseeing unless you have a refrigerated bag.

I did find this gorgeous little shop – Pylones – which sold everyday items in bright unreal designs. Very stylish, funky and Parisien – and like all things Parisien, too expensive. I’ll revisit it, I think, for Christmas presents. It’s near Sacre Coeur, down one of the side streets.

Teeny tiny cars outside Pylones.

Teeny tiny cars outside Pylones.

Wallets, purses at Pylones.

Wallets, purses at Pylones.

Tres jolies parapluies!

Tres jolies parapluies!

Musee d’Erotique

A serious museum essentially dedicated to old school porn. One of the few museums I was prepared to shell out an admission fee for (back, early in the trip, when I still thought I had enough money to pay admission fees – didn’t last much longer than that). I had expected more Ron Jeremy, but instead got more Betty Page; if the Musee d’Orsay displayed porn, it would be like this. Quite tasteful, and taken seriously, it didn’t provide much in the way of explanations in English, so some of the more interesting stuff, I just didn’t know what it was.

Particularly interesting was the pornographic objects from ancient and distant civilisations. Now, hide your eyes if you’re sensitive:

Demons and devils - with women in various stages of ecstasy and undress - featured often in some of the statuettes

Demons and devils - with women in various stages of ecstasy and undress - featured often in some of the statuettes

Peekaboo Buddha statue

Peekaboo Japanese buddha statue

Some of my favourite pieces were the Japanese statuettes with little … surprises underneath them. Now, I deliberately chose this photo out of those I took because what’s in the little mirror is not clear … imagine just what the young girls are up to underneath his cloak. These statues were brilliant – so very Japanese: respectful, elegant and composed on the outside, absolutely fucking kinky on the inside.

The museum also covered the history of Montmartre as the home of legalised brothels in Paris. Some of the porn from this 19th to early 20th century era are on display – including films. And you thought they were prudes back then – good to see girl on girl action was going strong even in 1910.

Sacre Coeur

The main attraction in Montmartre – besides the Moulin Rouge, porn shops and general charmingness – is Sacre Coeur – the white Roman Catholic basilica built on the highest point of Paris in the late 19th century.

Sacre Coeur

Sacre Coeur

Cheesy outstretched arm photo, only I couldnt see for the sun

Cheesy outstretched arm photo

Okay, so it was seriously bright. That’s why I look like a chipmunk in this photo.

View from Sacre Coeur

View from Sacre Coeur

Sacre Coeur is on the Montmartre ‘butte’ – the highest point of Paris, so it is actually, I think, the best view in Paris. The only thing is that the Tour Eiffel is blocked by some trees (but if you ate in the restaurant that’s next to the Furnicular, I’m sure you could see it.)

The fella who makes puppys from pipe cleaners.

The fella who makes puppys from pipe cleaners.

Now, this guy was here last time I was at Sacre Coeur in 2005. He’s still there, still attracts a crowd, making little dog keychains out of pipe cleaners. I don’t know his story, why he’s in a wheelchair, and how he came to make les petits chiens with pipe cleaners near the steps of Sacre Coeur, but he’s good at what he does. I had promised myself as I began the climb that if he was still there, I would buy one of his petits chiens – I got one in blue and black to match my backpack:

Mon petit chien!

Mon petit chien! Tres mignon, n'est ce pas?

Actually, if any Parisiens read this and can tell me more about him, I would be keen to know.

I went back to Sacre Coeur my last night (it was near Gare du Nord – the train station where I was to catch the train back to Lille), to take night shots. The sky was magnificiently clear, and you could quite clearly see for miles.

View from Sacre Coeur at night.

View from Sacre Coeur at night.

View from Sacre Coeur at night.

View from Sacre Coeur at night.

View from Sacre Coeur at night.

View from Sacre Coeur at night.

My little pink tripod (I still have it Meggie!) with its retractable legs garnered a bit of attention from a teenage kid who quite excitedly watch me take these shots. It is my most valuable travel possession – there aren’t many tripods that stand a metre tall and can fit in a handbag.

Sacre Coeur at night.

Sacre Coeur at night.

It really is a beautiful church, from the outside anyway. The interior is a little dull. The approach, with the green grass and curved steps is magnificient. Watch out for the hawkers and con artists on the gardens leading to it, and make sure it’s on your Parisien to do list.

Pere Lachaise

Main entrance to Pere Lachaise

Main entrance to Pere Lachaise

This is currently holding first place for my favourite place in Paris (with Saint Chappelle a close second). It is the largest and most famous cemetery in Paris: founded by Napoleon in 1804, it holds Edith Piaf, Moliere, Abelard and Heloise, Maria Callas, Collette, Chopin, Jim Morrison, and, most importantly for me, Oscar Wilde.

The whole intention for coming to Paris during these school holidays was a small suggestion I’d read on a forum somewhere – go to Pere Lachaise on Toussaint (1st November, All Saints Day, a sacred day on the Catholic calendar with origins in pagan holidays like Samhain / Halloween, where the devoted visit, clean and ‘flower’ the graves of relatives). The weather was dreary, but every visit to Pere Lachaise is a good one. This time I wasn’t famous-visiting – I was more interested in the general ambience. The only celeb I was interested in visiting was Oscar Wilde, who I’m a big fan of.

It hasn’t changed since I was there in 2005:

Pere Lachaise when I visited in 2005.

Pere Lachaise when I visited in 2005.

Pere Lachaise trees.

Pere Lachaise trees, 2008.

In France, on Toussaint, graves and tombs are cleaned and laid with flowers by relatives. Arriving earlier in Autumn than I did in 2005, I saw such beauty in the cemetery. Here are some of the better photos:

Door of tomb decorated with (fabric) flowers.

Door of Rossini's tomb decorated with (fabric) flowers.

The sea of flowers before the major tomb.

The sea of flowers before the memorial to the dead.

Steps leading to above the memorial for the dead.

Steps leading to above the memorial for the dead.

Towards the chapel.

Towards the chapel.

Tiers of Pere Lachaise near the chapel.

Tiers of Pere Lachaise near the chapel.

Paths.

Paths.

Red rose and Moliere.

Red rose and Moliere.

Flowers on a well-visited tomb. Im not sure what her significance was, though.

Flowers on a well-visited woman's tomb. Im not sure who she was, though.

Paths through Pere Lachaise.

Paths through Pere Lachaise.

Beautiful mosaic on a tomb.

Beautiful mosaic on a tomb.

After a good hour of solid wandering, I went towards the general area that Oscar is at.

I wasn’t the only tourist visiting that day – there were crowds around him all day:

Tourists aplenty.

Tourists aplenty await.

I had been taken by the tomb back in 2005 – particularly by the outpouring of admiration for the writer:

Oscar Wildes grave (photos from 2005).

Oscar Wilde's tomb (photos from 2005).

And the tradition of leaving a red kiss. I love this.

Even the matron in the tomb neighbouring Wildes gets a kiss.

Even the matron in the tomb neighbouring Wildes gets a kiss.

And the angel too.

And the angel too.

I shouldve bought some red roses to lay here. Next time.

I shouldve bought some red roses to lay here. Next time.

Rant about crazies and cons in Paris

My previous visit to Montmartre was tarred by poor weather: this time it was tarred by ridiculously insistent scam artists desperate to sell me hand knotted wristbands and cheap, tacky and nasty Tour Eiffel keychains. Dodgy guys in Montmartre did drive me crazy this time around. I had been warned by various websites and Lonely Planet about the guys with their wristbands – they come up to you, speaking English, asking for your wrist, before tying a hand-knotted friendship band around it with cheap embroidery thread. Once done, you can’t get it off, and they demand payment. Back in 2005 I’d seen them but avoided them. This time, I was harrassed the entire way up the steps. What’s up with these guys? Even after I clearly told them to get lost, I was followed up the steps. T h r e e   f u c k i n g   t i m e s. Was a bit grumpy by the time I reached the top.

The night I went back to Lille I also dropped in on Montmartre. Been told not to walk around the area at night, especially as a) I clearly look like a tourist (not too many bespectacled, overweight, hoodie wearing French women, let me tell you) and b) the whole female walking alone in the dark thing; but there were still plenty of people around, admiring the view from the steps of the basilica, so I thought I’d be fine. To my utter delight, I was followed from the metro station (Anvers) right up the steps. I figured out what he was up to when I stopped at a shop to look at a scarf, and he stopped just a few feet away. I ended up going into another shop, turning around and staring at him and he went away. Prick.

I was a little on edge that day though – I’d spent the day walking around, and had been harrassed at every turn by people selling roast chestnuts (cooked on upturned trash can lids), a random crazy that followed me from the Louvre to the Orangerie asking me questions in English (major deja vu, I think I remember the same guy harrassing me in 2005!), and blokes selling marlboros in a metro station. It was a day for sketchy people. The crazy outside the Louvre was the worse. He stood at the top of the steps leading to the Pont des Arts (the pedestrian bridge nearest the Louvre), with a creepy smile, watching the tourists walk past. He yelled something out to me, I looked back thinking ‘what does he want?’, kept walking, then next thing I knew he was following me towards the Tuilieres Garden. The conversation went like this:

Crazy: Comment appelez-vous? (What’s your name?)

Me: Je ne parle pas francais (I don’t speak French).

Crazy: Vous ne parlez pas francais? Anglaise? You speak English!

Me: What do you want?

Crazy: Are you American?

Me: What do you want?

Crazy: Oh nothing! Nothing.

Me: Then go away.

Crazy: Are you Americain?

And so on. After a few more ‘get lost!’s he did. Went back to target some other hapless tourist. I actually don’t think he was crazy, he was just trying to sell something or had some con he usually plays on tourists.

So, this is a bit of a rant: I walked around at 2am, by myself, in New York and was never bothered. Sure, New York, Rome, London, they’ve all got their various sketchies hanging out on the streets. My favourite con is those dodgy fellas who think they can make a buck dressing up as a statue with cheap and nasty gold lame fabric, a Tutankhamen mask and a wooden crate – it’s like they saw some statue-busking-artists, saw they were getting coins tossed at them for ’standing still’ and thought it was an easy buck. Except, they don’t realise how hard it is to stand still for hours on end; especially when they have to keep an eye open for the cops. When you compare them with our gold man and white bride back in Adelaide, they’re pretty hilarious.

Yes! I found a photo of the exact same buskers I saw in Rome – I mean, who exactly is he kidding?

Dodgy statue busker

Dodgy statue busker, taken by TravelBlogger 'Steve'

This pic from: http://www.travelblog.org/Europe/Italy/Lazio/Rome/blog-282058.html

Compared with, (with a serious wave of homesickness here), our Rundle Mall bride?

The Rundle Mall bride, ah, doing the busker-statue thing properly.

The Rundle Mall bride, ah, doing the busker-statue thing properly.

This pic taken by a bloke named Nathan Adams, which I inappropriately borrowed from his flickr collection. Actually, he has some really lovely photos of Adelaide: http://flickr.com/photos/nathan_adams/2400239603/

Usually they’re harmless, but what is it with Paris and these bloody con artists? They’re just more … insistent?